Friday, October 28, 2016

My GTA V Psychic report

I already finished the game a good bit ago, but I figured this might be fun to share!

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential
A very tedious case study.
Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.
Perpetual adolescent.
Hides myriad inadequacies behind cash being thrown around.
Loves to act like a big shot.
Morally conservative about some things - which is weird.
Co dependent.
Avoids get rich quick schemes, (aside from the armed robbery, mugging, etc).
Easily offended to point of extreme rage.
Repeat offender.
Not into yoga, it seems.
Physically unambitious.
Friendly, but terrifying.
Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.
Nut job!

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